My Dog

But only because he started it...

The Inside of a Clothes Dryer

Apartment living can be tough. Especially when you have to share a washer/dryer unit with ten other people. And then one night a neighbor decides to take your laundry out of the dryer so that she can dry her laundry so it can be "light and fluffy" for her job interview at a PR firm the next day. I decided to shoot something light and fluffy into her whites -- and then cranked it up to hot. I never found out if she got the job or not. 

NYPD Barricade

I attended the 2006 NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade. (I thought it was going to be something else.) The best and worst thing were the churros. Ask my taste buds and the NYPD barricade I was pressed up against about that, respectively.

My Fifth Grade Gym Class

We were playing "Kill the Carrier." There was a huge pile on. I hopped on last and piled it on for good measure.

A Supercomputer

I was visiting the R&D department of a prominent technology company. My liaison took me into an all-white room and asked me to put on a Hazmat suit. He showed me the prototype for their newest supercomputer. Remembering the Terminator movie series, I did what I had to do to protect the future. At the same time, I believe I somehow made that machine a bit more human. Only time will tell.

Pabst Blue Ribbon

We threw a dinner party the other week. A friend of a friend who tagged along thought it would be classy to bring a case of Pabst. While the rest of us drank red wine and fine whiskey, the friend of a friend drank his beer -- however I served it to him at slightly warmer than room temperature. He thought it was skunked and drank water for the rest of the evening.

Snow

The year was 1993. The place was Tower Records in my hometown mall. The receiver was Snow. He signed my CD. I took a bite out of my Auntie Anne's cheddar pretzel and turned to walk away. He got leaky-boom-boom-downed.